tbh only hozier could write a song about rotting in a field and make it sound romantic
Remember when Kevin softly said,
“You should be court”
That shit hurt
neil: i must never tell anyone my secrets. they will die with me
andrew: tell me your secrets
neil:
hey, bro… do you have a bandaid? i scraped my knee while falling for you bro
I just keep eating pasta huh
Me: Father, a question has been vexing my mind and tearing my family apart. Please, help us solve this conundrum.
Priest: Of course, my son.
Me: What Hogwarts house would Jesus belong to?
Priest: . . .
Priest: …Hufflepuff.
harry potter book 8: harry grows a beard and learns to play the ukulele
Ronan, watching Blue and Gansey hold hands: Gross.
Ronan, touching Adam’s hand for 0.2 seconds: MY CROPS ARE WATERED MY SKIN IS CLEARED MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
I just got super hetero for Kevin Day with glasses someone please draw this for me I’m BEGGING YOU
you are very welcome😌
a single distant, but very loud, yeehaw
thank you @irishforjane !! this is cute
rules: bold what you prefer & tag 10 people
hello @whitewolfwintersoldier and @sohereisthisasshole
1. coffee or tea
2. early bird or night owl
3. chocolate or vanilla
4. spring or fall
5. silver or gold
6. pop or alternative
7. freckles or dimples
8. snakes or sharks
9. mountains or fields
10. thunderstorm or lightning
11. egyptian or greek mythology
12. ivory or scarlet
13. flute or lyre
14. eyes or lips
15. witch or fairy
16. opal or diamond
17. butterflies or honeybees
18. macarons or eclairs
19. typewritten or handwritten letters
20. secret garden or secret library
21. rooftop or balcony
22. spicy or mild
23. opera or ballet
24. london or paris
25. vincent van gogh or claude monet
26. denim or leather
27. potions or spells
28. ocean or desert
29. mermaid or siren
30. masquerade ball or cocktail party (can i just stay home please?)
What if the Raven Boys TV show was reality show style
*Noah telling Ashley he’s been dead for seven years, cuts to Gansey being interviewed* “Haha, yeah, Noah’s always been kinda angsty like that. I think he might be depressed, though. He’s always making jokes about being dead lmao”
Andrew : * confesses to murder in front of the whole team*
Wymack :

I’m a fool and read this as ‘Andrew is fucking perfect’.
neil chose his name because neil backwards is lien and he’s always lie’n
Nora: Andrew and Neil never say “I love you”
Me: Okay fine but they definitely say “je t'aime” and “te amo” and “ich liebe dich” and “aishiteru” and “saranghae” and “ana bahebak” and “ya tebya liubliu” and